brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
i just had sex bonerless
stop calling my apartment porn island.
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
How did I pull off convincing everyone that my name is Dad? Maybe they were just distracted by my boobs.
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
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