what kind of morning-after breakfast implies 'thanks for the sex, but i'm not gonna call you ever again'?
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
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I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
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I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
Hey does the gas gauge in your car work?
Nevermind...we figured it out. Heres a more relevant question, does your insurance have roadside assistance?
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
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