im in a kiddie pool, high, with a keg in arms reach. If i had a sandwich and a blowjob this would be the best day ever
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
Why did my mother make you get naked?
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