Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
Just got hit on by a 50 year old Englishman who is now swapping drunken racing stories with my mom. Live Mariachi band in the background. How's that for a wake?
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
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