Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
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