Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
I woke up to him eating cereal out of my viking helmet with a shot glass. No idea where he got the milk.
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
He's trying to marry me, when is the appropriate time to tell him my real name and that Dallas is a completely fictitious slutty alter ego? I need the advice of someone with morals.
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
the texts you sent will act as the rosetta stone for all drunk people
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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