he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
N O
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
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