Guess who has two thumbs, loves booze, and just dug half a handle of rumb out of a trash can in a freshmen dorm? This classy gentleman. Good day to you sir!
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
I'm pretty sure that when my parents bought me those savings bonds they thought it would go towards something useful like tuition. Not your bail.
I told you I'd buy you lunch.
Ten minute nap on a staircase honey badger don't care
I love you. Mom got to wasted at the wedding that she threw up on my shirt.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
I'm sitting in Madison square park surrounded by children thanking god I took emergency contraception
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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