It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
I opened my package from my mom today. She put four bottles of tequila in the bottom under my ducky slippers. She knows me way to well.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
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