Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
I've gotten 23 condolence texts about Germany's defeat. I got 3 for our break-up. That's how much my friends don't like you.
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Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
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What happened to fro yo and sex?
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
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