i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
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I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
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Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
You snapped me at 3am drunk laying on your floor asking if I knew how we couldn't have predicted the housing crisis.
His wife just cheated on him for the third time. I'm his first extra-marital fling, that makes it ok, right? You know to keep karma balanced in the universe
Your logic is flawless...
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
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