dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
complete strangers are now referring to me as 'the bourbon guy.' i can live with this.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
I'm not sure why, but my salad smells like a Big Mac. Or maybe that's just the smell of yesterday's, seeping through my skin.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
Randomize
