OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
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at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
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This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
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