Do you still have your period?
Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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