Can i not drive my cunt home
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
i will replace your cream cheese. there's enough for breakfast. you are my friend. i had guests we wanted bagels so bad im sorry. i left you notes. i love you. you have enough for a bagel or two and i will get you more. you are so pretty.
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
Randomize
