I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
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the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
I'm wearing the jeans from casino night. Tell me why I have a napkin in my pocket that says 'dont fear me'? I'm hoping it was just a coincidence.
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
Yeah. I don't know. I'm just gonna show up at her place on valentines day with a jock strap, box of chocolates, and rose clenched between my ass cheeks with "be mine" written across my glorious man titties.
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1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
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