Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
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