It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
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I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
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I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
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