Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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