3:47a: I take it you're not on your way over
Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
Just saw a cop give four blondes gas for their car on their way to Vegas. They seriously ran out of gas and called 911 about it. Its like a porno plot.
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
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