that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
I found someone's tooth on the stairs when I was vacuuming, and my sister found a catheter in the men's bathroom... this cleaning job is dangerous
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
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