He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
Yeah but I was the kid who ran over your BMW and is banging your 15 year old daughter... There isn't a cool enough dad in the world to make that work.
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
Your dress got me laid by one of Obama's Secret Service members. Patriotic duty, check.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Trying to put a fitted sheet on drunk is one of the boss levels of slutty adulthood.
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
This is a mass text. Who in the hell shat on my stairs last night?
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