You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
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