How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
it's like heaven, but drunker
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
Tonight's trip to the ER was brought to you by, "fork jousting."
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
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