Soap is not a condiment
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
I need to start journaling my drunk thoughts. Drunk me is fucking brilliant & sober me is missing out.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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