do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
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My vagina just recognized that song.
Just asked my dog if he was proud of me for making it home. That drunk.
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
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Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
Got myself invited to boss's family dinner party, drank too much, and fucked boss's brother in his parent's house. Just another Wednesday.
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
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