So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
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