We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
what is it with giant penises always finding me
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
I JUST GOT WOKEN UP TO HIM PISSING ON ME SAYING "IT HAS TO HAVE WATER TO GO TO THE BATHROOM" AND AFTER HE FINISHED HE DIDNT REMEMBER DOING IT
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
Text me some of your sweat
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