Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
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Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
I just licked the seasoning off all the doritoes in the bag. Tell me when I should stop drinking or I'll just move on to the sunchips
I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby
your completely serious
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
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I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
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