there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
We don't watch enough power rangers
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
It's shark week go big or go home
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
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