oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
I just headbutted my cat because he was trying to eat my bacon.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
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