You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
i really wish my pants would only unzip when im sober
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remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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