Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
In the morning when you read your texts, just fyi you showed up at my house drunk off your ass and shoe less and demanded I go to the bar. You need Jesus.
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
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