Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
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Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
You'll have to pretend I'm texting you with buddychecks.
Like the Jimeny Cricket of cockblocks.
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
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i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
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