Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
I just woke up on an unfamiliar floor, my shoes are gone, my suits covered in red lipstick and chocolate, and Im wearing sunglasses that say "Maid of Honor".God damnit I love this country.
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
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