Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
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I'm eating tomato paste and drinking banana juice that is expired. Can we please get groceries tonight?
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
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Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
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