You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
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We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
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I wanted him to come me this time. So I told him last time I was in the city I hit a lady on the head with an inflatable Santa Claus and just found out that the restraining order she requested against me was granted. We never hung out.
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
I'm drunk but I just ate 2 heads of broccoli so does that mean it evens out?
Yes absolutlely
i ran into the Jo the housecleaner earlier this morning. i mentioned i had a little hangover and she asked what the occasion was.. i replied "Tuesday" without thinking. she judged the shit out of me.
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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