Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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