no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
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