i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
i'm too stoned to be pregnant. the kicking is morse code for wanting beef jerky.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
So I just went to clothing optional bar
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
Randomize
