So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
Heard I spat fire in your face last night. Wish I could say that I'm sorry
House vote, we're revoking your 151 privileges
I'm sorry.
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
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