How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
I just spend twenty minutes scrubing the "Happy Birthday" off of my vagina. He's never gonna forget this.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
Randomize
