Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
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