we sang an acapella version of barbara ann to his voicemail...i'm not drinking again until tuesday.
The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
I just woke up with a bunch of French fries in my hand and a chocolate shake balancing on my pillow. Lovely.
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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