i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
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By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
I just mistook cooking oil for the whiskey that was also on the counter... They're the same colour. That was not a good shot... I need to not drink alone.
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
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I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
My legs feel like baby dolphins
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
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