Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
Omg I just drooled on the screen of my phone from smiling with my mouth open while textin bahahahaahah
I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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