Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
home. puking in laundry basket.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
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