If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
My bra broke.... so I Macguyvered that shit together with floss
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
I just conducted a skype meeting drunk and in the middle of a cornfield. I don't even think they noticed.
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
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