I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
So. My mom went grocery shopping for me while I was at work & brought the food here. Cool bc my dildo was laying on the counter. Forgot I left it out. I am sure she saw. Im mortified.
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