You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
Vodka?
Forever.
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
I just jerked off in front of my dog to make him jealous of my thumbs. There are consequences for stealing the last cheeto!
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
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