I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
sometimes i wish i could just stick a turkey baster up there and suck out the blood
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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