We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
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I'm at the perfect height to walk up to the corner of my mom's stove and rest my balls on it. Just thought you'd like to know they're warm.
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
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Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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