Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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