If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
last night was the icing on my 3 week vodka binge cake
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
Randomize
