Call me Kermit cause I'm about to go piggin
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
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czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
Why did I wake up to grapes taped my ears ?
Sorry dude, we didn't want you to hear us. Seemed like a good idea at the time.
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone’s dad. You’re also like a second dad to me as well. And one who I send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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