her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
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