I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
Did you hallucinate the same white buffalo that I did last night.
No, but I did see you shaking hands with a homeless man.
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
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New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
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if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
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