If that was your dad, he is hot
I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
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My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
Standing on the street at 6am in Hong Kong drinking beer. Watching all the hookers do the walk of shame from our hotel. How did I get here? Maybe all my bad choices in my life were really good ones?
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
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Exact words that were just spoken as she was on her 6th, yes 6th piece of bread: "I'm only eating the soft and chewy inside of the bread-I am taking the crust home to feed my turtles"
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
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