There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
Randomize
