Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
If I could text you the sound of me vomming, I would.
hdsncx Gizmo asnqw toilet blanasdi
ok, stay where you are, be there soon
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
You need a new phone. When you talk it sounds like the teacher from Peanuts while she's trying to give a blowjob.
Randomize